Sex and the Cocktail: NY Cocktail Club Gone Wild


The fabulous and talented hostess, home chef and photographer Mrs. O developed most of the content for this team post after she convened the January meeting of the NY Cocktail Club. As a master of sexy photography from portraits to boudoir to engagements to weddings, Mrs. O's choice of theme was only natural... 

Some (foods) are said to be aphrodisiacs simply because of their shape and some because of their aromas, while others claim a chemical basis for their ‘love’ powers.” 
~ Lee Ann Obringer, author of the article How Aphrodisiacs Work

New York is a city of 8 million, and yet your “love-at-first-sight” is more likely to walk past you texting than to lock a lusty gaze on a random street corner. Or, maybe you’re already together, and the crazy pace of life is interfering with your otherwise sultry intentions.

Either way, Valentine’s Day provides a good excuse to enter the titillating world of aphrodisiacs. Can downing an oyster, sipping champagne while blindfolded, or tasting bittersweet chocolate really ignite our deepest sexual desires?

We kicked off this year’s cocktail club by daring to shake things up a bit with Sex and the Cocktail--a brunch hosted by Mrs. O that explored sips and bites with rumored aphrodisiacs. We also threw in a few girl-powered concoctions.

Here are the highlights from our tipsy-sexy afternoon…


The Oyster Mary Shooter
With kale and crème fraîche quiche 

Pry, crack, shimmy, slide, pop, slurp… repeat. As one of the most celebrated aphrodisiacs, zinc-rich oysters were the obvious choice for the first pairing.


HA led us through the tough but delicate task of shucking those beauties, which were fresh and wet from the Grand Army Plaza farmers market. For many of us, it was our first time, and there is a certain savory self-reliance that comes with that first shuck. 

Photo by Trader Vicky
As Trader Vicky observed, though, best to get the shucking done, before too may cocktails. (Nobody likes sloppy shucking... it’s fraught with potential peril.)

Placed on a platter of ice, the oysters looked divine. We slurped them back with a bit of chive-vinegar mignonette chased by a salt-and-pepper rimmed Bloody Mary garnished with a cucumber spear. The cucumber not only has a phallic shape, but its scent is also believed to “stimulate women by increasing blood flow to the vagina.” 


Although the Oyster Shooter Mary could be a meal in itself, we had a long day of drinking ahead. A kale and crème fraîche quiche with mixed greens on the side was the perfect dish to fortify us for further lusty exploration.


Blind Love
A test for the senses 

Cocktail Club is about exploring new territory, so the Clubettes were blindfolded for the next round, taking them out of their comfort zones. The instructions were simple: smell, taste the edible garnish, sip, and identify. The ladies quickly recognized the simple Bellini, but as LP said, it was definitely the strangest thing we’ve ever done at Cocktail Club. With blindfolds off, we discussed our 9 ½ Weeks moments and Valentines day possibilities while finishing off a magnum (yes a magnum) of Veuve Clicquot.


The White Lady
With buttermilk scones, jams, cheese, yogurt and fresh fruit 

After falling in, and recovering from, blind love, we needed a sassy cocktail, which came in the form of The White Lady—a woman with a past. Blogger Adam McDowell, author of That Sweet Burn, discusses the introduction of The White Lady in the 1930s and notes, “Women still had a long way to go in terms of equality of opportunity, but at least bartenders respected them enough to fix them a stiff drink.”

Stiff is right! This drink packs a tart, clean punch! And as Mr. McDowell points out, what man would sidle up to the bar and order a drink with such a girly name?

So, yes Mr. McDowell, it’s all ours.
Photo by Trader Vicky


There are variations on this recipe. One of the “originals” was by Harry Craddock (of Savoy Cocktail Book fame) who named the drink after a rose. His version was gin, Cointreau and lemon juice. We added egg white because Wikipedia says, if you use an egg white and serve the drink in a champagne “saucer,” “the silky foam clings more pleasingly to the curved glass.” Sexy!
 
LP shared a variation on the theme by replacing the cointreau with her HOMEMADE grenadine to create a Pink Lady! While many preferred the tart classic to its pink playmate, all agreed both treat a woman’s palette seriously.  

With the White Lady, we snacked on an assortment of sweet and savory breads and assorted cheeses, including HP’s HOMEMADE ricotta, creamy blue and goat. Stonewall Kitchen’s Fig and Ginger jam was also a must-have for this spread because both star ingredients are aphrodisiacs. The scent of ginger stimulates the circulatory system, and figs… well, according to Ms. Obringer, figs “claim aphrodisiac qualities purely on their appearance alone.” We will leave that one to the imagination.


The Bradshaw Bomber
With mini-pancakes stuffed with blueberries, bacon or chocolate

At that point, we were in serious need of some strong coffee. The “Bradshaw Bomber” is actually a Bradsell’s Vodka Espresso renamed with a Sex-and-the-City twist. The drink is from Peter Joseph’s book Boozy Brunch: The Quintessential Guide to Daytime Drinking. The cocktail was created by London bartender Dick Bradsell when a model walked into his bar and asked him to make her something that would “wake me up, then #@!* me up.”  Sounds well balanced to me.

We created one variation on the recipe with Stoli Salted Carmel vodka which Trader Vicky brought for the bar. That was a hit!

With the jolt of caffeine in our veins, we took it up a notch with the all mighty “food-of-the-Gods” aphrodisiac known as chocolate. Ms. Obringer tells us, “Rumor has it that the Aztec ruler Montezuma drank 50 goblets of chocolate each day to enhance his sexual abilities.”  For only 99 cents, you too could rock your day with a bar of the bad-ass aphrodisiac from IKEA. The scene went from bad-ass to batter as we fired up the stovetop griddle and everyone had their choice of pancakes stuffed with bacon, blueberries or chocolate. Praise to those courageous enough to mix both bacon and chocolate reaching an all time level of genuine HAPPINESS.

We then ended our brunch with a raffle, and one lucky Clubette received a complimentary Boudoir photography session with Mrs. O, just in time for Valentine’s Day!

One final note from UG: My "about me" photo is from Mrs. O's first boudoir photo shoot nearly ten years ago in Paris! 

Recipes:

Bloody Mary
INGREDIENTS
For the mix:
3 cups (24 ounces) tomato juice
1 1/2 ounces freshly squeezed lemon juice (from about 1 medium lemon)
1 1/2 ounces freshly squeezed lime juice (from about 2 medium limes)
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons peeled and finely grated fresh horseradish
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon hot sauce, such as Tabasco
1 teaspoon celery salt
3/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

For the Mix:
Place all of the ingredients in a nonreactive 1-quart container and whisk until well combined. Cover and refrigerate until the flavors meld and the mix is chilled, at least 2 hours or preferably overnight. The mix will keep refrigerated in a container with a tight fitting lid for up to 24 hours.

Prepare for serving 8:
Ice
2 cups (16 ounces) vodka
Celery stalks (optional)
Cucumber spears (optional)
Olives (optional)

For serving 8:
When ready to serve, whisk the mix to recombine.
Fill 8 highball glasses halfway with ice.
Pour 2 ounces of the vodka and 4 ounces of the mix into each glass and stir to combine. Add garnish of choice.
Kick it up a notch with a few dashes of Tabasco if desired. 

Quiche with Kale and Crème Fraîche
Based on a recipe from the book Tartine which was shared on Alexandra’s Kitchen (replace chard with kale).

Bellini
INGREDIENTS
4 oz Champagne (We used Veuve Clicquot)

For 1 Serving:
Pour the peach juice or puree into a Champagne flute
Slowly add the Champagne
Garnish with fresh peach or nectarine
Blindfold (optional)

The White Lady (variation with egg white)
INGREDIENTS
2 oz Gin
1 oz Conintreau
1 oz Fresh lemon juice
½ egg white (optional)

For 1 Serving:
Mix the ingredients in a shaker half full of ice.
Garnish with twisted lemon rind
Sugar rim (optional)

Bradsell’s Vodka Espresso
INGREDIENTS
1 ½ oz Vodka or Salted Carmel Vodka
¾ oz Kahlua
1 Short espresso
3 coffee beans (AKA the father, the son and the holy ghost has you covered)
1 oz cream (optional)

For 1 Serving:
Combine all ingredients, shake with ice, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass
Garnish with the three beans
Can also be served on the rocks


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